Which Baby are You?

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----------------- JANUARY BABY -----------------
Pretty/handsome.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to Recover when hurt.
Sensitive.
Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn.

----------------- FEBRUARY BABY -----------------
Abstract thoughts.
Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality.
Attractive.
Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble.
Honest And loyal.
Determined to reach goals.
Loves Freedom.
Rebellious when restricted.
Loves Aggressiveness.
Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things.
Loves making friends
But rarely shows it.
Horny.
Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious.
Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the Inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift.
Tries to learn to show emotions.

----------------- MARCH BABY -----------------
Attractive personality.
Sexy.
Affectionate Shy and Reserved.
Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous And sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others.
Great kisser.
Easily angered.
Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up Feelings.
Observant and assesses others.

----------------- APRIL BABY -----------------
Suave and compromising.
Funny and humorous.
Stubborn.
Very tal kat ive.
Calm and cool.
Kind and Sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal.
Does Work well with others.
Very confident.
Sensitive.
Positive Attitude.
Thinking generous.
Good Memory.
Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look For information.
Able to cheer everyone up and/or Make them laugh.
Able to motivate oneself and Others.
Understanding.
Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper.
Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy.
Loves sports, music, leisure and Travelling.
Systematic. Hot but has brains.

----------------- MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and Highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally.
Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation.
Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain).
Loves to Dream.
Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
Good Imagination. Good physical.
Weak breathing.
Loves Literature and the arts.
Loves traveling.
Dislike Being at home. Restless.
Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.

----------------- JUNE BABY -----------------
You've got the best personality and are an Absolute pleasure to be around.
You love to make New friends and be outgoing.
You are a great flirt And more than likely have an a very attractive Partner.
A wicked hottie.
It is also more than likely That you have a massive record collection.
You Have a great choice in films, and may one day Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, You've got the looks for it!!!

----------------- JULY BABY -----------------
Fun to be with. Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to Be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.
Easily Consoled. Honest.
Concerned about people's Feelings.
Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times. Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive And forms impressions carefully.
Caring and Loving. Treats others equally.
Strong sense of Sympathy. Wary and sharp.
Judges people Through observations.
Hardworking. No difficulties In studying.
Loves to be with friends Always broods About the past an d the old friends.
Waits for Friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive Unless provoked.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt But takes long to recover.

----------------- AUGUST BABY -----------------
Outgoing personality.
Takes risks.
Feeds on attention.
No self control.
Kind hearted.
Self confident.
Loud and boisterous.
VERY revengeful.
Easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude.
Likes talking and singing.
Loves music.
Daydreamer. Easily distracted.
Hates not being trusted.
BIG imagination.
Loves to be loved.
Hates studying. in need of "that someone".
Longs for freedom.
Rebellious when withheld or restricted.
Lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
Always a suspect. Playful.
Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed. A Fighter.

----------------- SEPTEMBER BABY -----------------
Active and dynamic.
Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality.
Loves attention.
Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless.
Adventurous.
Loving and caring.
Suave and generous.
Usually you have many friends.
Enjoys to make love.
Emotional.
Stubborn.
Hasty. Good memory.
Moving, motivates oneself and others.
Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

----------------- OCTOBER BABY -----------------
Loves to chat.
Loves those who love them.
Loves to takes things at the centre.
Inner and physical beauty.
Lies but doesn't pretend.
Gets angry often.
Treats friends importantly.
Brave and fearless.
Always making friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily.
Daydreamer.
Opinionated.
Does not care to control emotions.
Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

----------------- NOVEMBER BABY -----------------
Trustworthy and loyal.
Very passionate and dangerous.
Wild at times.
Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious.
Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality.
Playful, but secretive.
Very emotional and temperamental sometimes.
Meets new people easily and very social in a group.
Fearless and independent.
Can hold their own.
Stands out in a crowd.
Essentially very smart.
Usually, the greatest men are born in this month.
If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

----------------- DECEMBER BABY -----------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible...better than all of these other
months!
Loyal and generous.
Patriotic.
Competitive in everything.
Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious.
Influential in organizations.
Fun to be with.
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand.
Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know.
Easily influenced by kindness.
Polite and soft-spoken.
Having lots of ideas.
Sensitive.
Active mind.
Hesitating, tends to delay.
Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental.
Funny and humorous.
Loves to joke.
Good debating skills.
Has that someone always on his/her mind.
Tal kat ive.
Daydreamer. Friendly.
Knows how to make friends.
Abiding. Able to show character.
one guy/girl kind of person.
Loveable. Easily hurt.
Prone to getting colds.
Loves music.

Never mess with a wife

2009-04-16T04:42:00.001-07:00

Present For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Fun and Fun Only

Which Baby are You?

Never mess with a wife